A lannister, a Stark and a martell walk into a tavern

and fhey all find a fly in their cup. The lannister pushes aside his cup. The dornishman plucks the fly out and throws it away. The starks reaches for the fly, takes it out and screams in its face "spit it out, you bloody fly".



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