Cold Corner
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you ge...
Dumb Jokes
Open-Door Policy
My wife and her friend were out to lunch when t...
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop d...
Military Pranks Are Scarier Than Bombs
The military has a long, proud tradition of pra...
An Impossibly Long Leave
An insurance agent called our medical office. ...
No Dumb Questions (Except This One)
Just before the final exam in my college finan...
Guilty of Annoyance
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are go...
Fishing For Whiskey
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...
Certainly (Undoubtedly, Definitely…)
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately becaus...
Seriously, How Many Blondes?
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lig...
Super Droll, More Like
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her studen...
Not The Smartest Sports Fan
After football fans in Philadelphia were treate...
Weird Things Librarians Hear
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren’...
Air-Headed
Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: I just wanted ...
Bad Burglars Do This
While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who’d inj...
How Russian Tour Guides See America
Here’s a guide to American culture for Russian...
Prime (Minister) Directive
A welsh politician asked the government for inf...
An Ocean of Dumb
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida...
Workplace Tips for Bond Villains
The James Bond film Spectre opens in November. ...
A Horse Of A Different Species
Scene: Horseback-riding stable.
Mom: Those hors...
Tiptoe Through The Typos
Gauging from these exam excerpts, my college d...
Contested Rules
What do you mean, I didn’t win? I ate more wet ...
Dumb Clients: A Different Color
Client: The blue looks OK, but it would be grea...
The Dumbest Questions from National Park Tourists
What are the wildest things national park guide...
Test Answers From Smart-Alecky Students
• Q:
What’s the name of a
six-sided polygon?
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