Wedding Night Pranks

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.


The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle
or two.


The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.


The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.


The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:


�DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!�