The Fishing Groom

A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk
notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the
luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.


He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and
goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens
to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions
his behavior.


"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having
sex with your new wife."


"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."


"Well, what about anal sex?"


"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."


"There is always oral sex."


"Nope, she has pyorrhea."


"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you
marry her?"


"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"