The first stage is casual sex. In the kitchen, in the vestibule, on top of the washing machine, in the car coming back home from dinner out, on the floor, on the couch, ....
After a while, you settle down into bedroom sex before you go to sleep at night.
The third stage is oral sex. That's when you pass each other in the hallway, on the way to work and exchange, "Fuck You!" -- "Fuck You!".
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