A lady pregnant with triplets, went to the bank to deposit a check, while depositing the check a man came into the bank and robbed it. During the robbery he shot the pregnant lady three times in the stomach. After consulting with the doctors they told her that the kids were alright and in 15 years they will piss out the bullet. The lady has two daughters and a son, 15 years pass by. The first daughter comes up to the mom and says "Mom I pissed out a bullet." So the mom explains the story, the second daughter comes up and the same thing happens again. Finally the son comes up and the mom asks "What did you piss out a bullet?" To which the son replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog".
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