The other day I wanted to take walk through the woods. The weather looked like it could rain soon I decided to take my umbrella with me. Just to be safe. It didn't seem like a storm was coming, but there's no point getting wet just because you're too lazy to take an umbrella. As I was walking I saw a grizzly some 50 feet away from. I almost pissed my pants. I expected him to charge me any moment and I was looking where I could run or what I could do. Then I noticed he seemed scared to, and then suddenly he said:
- Man, please don't shoot me!
It took me by surprise (a talking bear!). I didn't have a gun so I didn't know what he meant by that.
- Don't shoot me man, please! I'm just a young bear, I still have plenty to live.
- Shoot you with what?- I asked.
- That black thing in your hand, he said pointing to my umbrella.
- Oh, that. That's not a gun, I can't shoot you with that- I tried to calm him.
- If that's not a gun, what is it?- he asked.
- It's an umbrella- I replied.
- And what do you have it for?
- For drizzle my grizzle.
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