There once was a guy that wanted to suprise his wife then tha
guy went to a mall when he got there he saw a guy with a chest
when he opened it he said vodo dick the elevator shaft then the
dick jumped up and fucked the elelvatorshaft then the guy stole
it then he said vode dick my ass then the dick fucked him so
hard he went out driving to tha hostpital while he was driving
he was stoped by a officer he said whats tha matter with u the
man said theres a vodo dick up my ass then the officer laughed
ou loud and said vodo dick my ass!
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