A man goes to visit an old friend, who has moved to another country and started a family. They haven’t seen each other since school.
His old friend picks him up at the airport, and they go back to the house. When they get inside, the friend introduces the man to his three daughters.
“This is Joy” says his friend. “We called her that because she was such a happy baby, always giggling and smiling.
“This is Morose” he continues. “She was very quiet as a child, always observing the world around her”
Before he can introduce his third daughter, the phone rings. The friend apologizes, and tells his friend,
“Listen, I have to go into work quickly. Please, make yourself at home. I will be back in an hour”
So the man sits down, and the third daughter comes over and starts laughing maniacally. Without warning, she starts stripping off. She starts rubbing herself all over him, and before they know it, she’s reaching for his zipper. Things escalate very quickly, and it’s not long before they are having sex on the sofa.
Suddenly, the friend comes back into the house and sees the man and his daughter hard at it, and screams,
“I know I told you to make yourself at home, but you’re fucking Ridiculous!”
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