Two guys head to Las Vegas, the driver is married. His friend is still a virgin, and wishes to lose his cherry. So his friend is taking him to a cathouse.The driver tells his friend to ask for a 69,friend replys, is that good? He says just ask for one.So they get there, the guy picks a girl. While in the room, the girl asks if theres anything special he wants to do,he says yes, I want to try one of those 69ers.So she says take your clothes off and lay on your back.She takes off her clothes, gets on top of him, and says, I am going to suck your dick and you lick my pussy.Ten seconds into it the girl farts, he pulls his head away,she says sorry.He replies thats okay, and so they continue.Two minutes later she farts again,she says sorry once more, he says lady, I like you and all, but I do not think I could take 67 more of those.
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