The teacher distributes the candy to the children and they begin to identify the flavors by their color and taste.
Red is cherry, yellow is pineapple, green is watermelon, orange is orange.
The teacher gives them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher says, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looks up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and screams, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
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