John: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Ben: Get an Virginity test kit.
John: What's that?
Ben: Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a bat.
John: What ? Are you mad?
Ben: Paint your right Ball Red and Left
Ball Blue and as you remove ur underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the bat !
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