Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, �I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.� �No don't! We have to wait for the others!� �I don't care.� And off he went.About 30 minutes later, he came back and was covered in blood. The other vampire bat asked, �WHOA!! Where did you find all that blood?� �You really want to see?� asked the bloody one. �Follow me.�So the first bat leads the other bat to the city and points to a large black building and asks, �Do you see that building?� �Yes,� came the reply. To that the first says, �Well, I didn't.�
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