Doctor Feelgood is visiting the mental institution to see the latest condition of some of his patients. He is led into the first room, opens the door, and meets Charlie. At that moment he is swinging an imaginary golf club in the air.
"Well, Charlie," says Feelgood. "When do you think you will be getting out?"
"No problem," replies Charlie, swinging away. "Just as soon as I hit a hole-in-one."
Feelgood shakes his head and goes on to the next room. There he finds Chester swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
"Hello, Chester," says Feelgood. "And when do you think you will be getting out?"
"Oh, soon," replies Chester. "Just as soon as I hit this home-run."
Feelgood shakes his head again, and is led to the next room. He walks in and finds Donald rubbing a bag of peanuts up against his open zipper.
"Hello, Donald," says Feelgood. "And when do you think you will be getting out?"
"Out? Are you kidding?" says Donald excitedly. "I'm fucking nuts!"
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