"Ey, Tony, you like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?"
Tony says, "No."
He says, "You like-a woman with-a big huge ass like a dump truck?"
Tony says, "Hell no."
He says, "You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a moustache and she's a smell like garlic all the time?"
Tony says, "Of course not."
He says, "Then why you fuck-a my wife?"
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