A drunk walks into the liquor store...

A drunk walks into the liquor store and says "I'll take 10 dollars of your cheapest liquor."

He buys it, goes into the alley, gets hammered, and passes out. A very horny gay man walks along the alley and see the drunk passed out and sees the golden opportunity. So, the horny gay man has his way with the passed out drunk. Wanting to compensate the drunk for his time, he puts 20 dollars into his pocket and carries on his gay way.

The drunk wakes up, finds 20 bucks, and excitedly runs back into the liquor store. He goes in and giddily says "I'll take 20 bucks of your cheapest liquor!"

He buys it, goes back into the alley, gets shitfaced and passes out.

The very horny gay man comes back, but this time, with a very horny and gay. They both see this golden opportunity and proceed to have their way with him. They each put 20 bucks into the drunk's pocket for his time, and go along their gay way.

The drunk wakes up, finds 40 bucks, and rushes back to the liquor store. He says "I'll take 40 bucks of your finest liquor." The attendant says "I thought you liked the cheap stuff." The drunk replies, "I do, but that cheap shit is tearing my ass up."

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