...when a bus lost control and plowed into them, killing them all instantly.
When they arrive at the pearly gates they are greeted by Saint Peter.
"Good to see you, sisters," he said. "Before I let you in to Heaven, you will each have to answer a question." He asked the first nun, "Have you ever touched a man's penis?"
"Yes," she replied. "Many years ago I stumbled in a crowd and as I fell I reached out to grab hold of something to break the fall and I grabbed a man's crotch by mistake."
"Fine, sister," he replied. "Go wash that hand in the holy water over there and then you will be admitted."
Saint Peter asks the next nun in line, "Have you ever touched a man's penis?"
"Yes. I was working in a hospital and I had to give a man a sponge bath, which included washing his penis. But that is the only time."
"Go wash your hands in the holy water, and then you're all set," he replied.
As he was about to ask the third nun her question, the fourth nun jumped in front of her in line.
"It's not your turn yet, sister." said Saint Peter.
"Well, if you think I'm gonna wash my mouth out in the holy water after sister Julie washes her ass in there, you're crazy!"
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