Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks

Little Jimmy was walking down the road, kicking the dust, when suddenly he found two circus tickets. He runs home to his father and says: "Daddy! Daddy! I have found two tickets to the circus! Will you come to the circus with me?"

"I'm sorry son, but your mother is sick, I'm taking care of her. But you know what? Why don't you ask your Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks? I'm sure he will go to the circus with you!"

So Jimmy runs down the street to Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks, but for his surprise Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks is not at home.

So he goes to the circus alone. The grand finale of the show is the clown. He needs one volunteer, which is Jimmy. He asks:

"Say, Jimmy? Are you the front of the donkey?"

"No."

"Are you the back of the donkey?"

"No."

"Then YOU'RE the donkey!"

Everybody laughs and Jimmy runs home crying. The next day Jimmy is walking down the street, when suddenly he finds another two circus tickets in the trashcan. He runs home to his father and says: "Daddy! Daddy! I have found two tickets to the circus! Will you come to the circus with me?"

"I'm sorry son, but your mother is in the hospital, I'm going to visit her. But you know what? Why don't you ask your Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks? I'm sure he will go to the circus with you!"

So Jimmy runs down the street to Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks, but again, Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks is not at home.

So he goes to the circus alone. The grand finale of the show is the clown. He needs one volunteer, and he picks Jimmy again. He asks:

"Say, Jimmy? Are you the front of the donkey?"

"No."

"Are you the back of the donkey?"

"No."

"Then YOU'RE the donkey!"

Everybody laughs and Jimmy runs home crying. The third day Jimmy is walking down the street, and - you guessed it - he finds another two circus tickets, this time, washed in the sewers. He runs home to his father and says: "Daddy! Daddy! I have found two tickets to the circus! Will you come to the circus with me?"

"I'm sorry son, but your mother died, I'm mourning her. But you know what? Why don't you ask your Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks? I'm sure he will go to the circus with you!"

So Jimmy runs down the street to Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks, but this time, Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks is at home. Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks gladly attends to the circus with little Jimmy.

They enjoy the show together, and the grand finale is the clown. He needs one volunteer, and he picks Jimmy again. He asks:

"Say, Jimmy? Are you the front of the donkey?"

"No."

"Are you the back of the donkey?"

"No."

"Then YOU'RE the donkey!"

Everybody laughs and little Jimmy is crying. Suddenly, Uncle Eddy, Grandmaster of Great Jokes and Hilarious Comebacks stands up from his seats and shouts:

"You know what clown? FUCK YOU!"