and he looks down to see Wonder Woman sprawled out on her back, naked, tanning.
"Wow she is so hot, if only I can have a chance at that!" He exclaimed to himself. Suddenly a thought occurred to him...
"Wait, I am Superman! I can fly down there and have sex with her and fly off so fast she wouldn't even know what happened!"
So Superman quickly swoops down, does his business and flies off satisfied. Wonder Woman quickly gets up,
"What was that, I thought I heard something?"
Invisible man replies, "I don't know, but my ass really hurts."
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