...and sees the bartender and one other customer on a stool. The man sits down, orders himself a beer, and begins drinking his sorrows away. He sees the other customer is visibly intoxicated, but pays him no mind.
"Hey buddy, wanna know a secret?" slurs the drunk.
"Sure, whaddya got?" says the man.
"This here is magic beer." says the drunk, holding up his bottle "Watch this!"
The drunk takes a swig of beer, stands up on the stool, and proceeds to fly around the room. He then lands right back on his stool and proceeds to drink.
"No way!" says the man, immediately ordering the same beer, chugging it, going up to the roof of the bar, jumps off...then hits the pavement and dies. The bartender, gazing at the corpse laying in front of his establishment, shakes his head and says
"Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk..."
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