Cute thoughts

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.


I have found at old age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of their faces.


I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.


I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Japnese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?


Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor.


Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?


I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac.


If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?


Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?


I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from."


I have decided that nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.


Submitted by Sai1ram
Edited by Curtis