Concerned Donald lately found out that he's got one additional egg in his ballsack. Not knowing if this is healthy on the long run he visits his doctor asking for medical advice and if it would be better to remove the redundant ball, because it itches occasionally and does not quite feel well every now and then. It presence just bothers him sometimes.
"Soo...", his Doctor says while examining Donalds parts. "It looks quite unsettling, but if you don't mind I would suggest that this is perfectly fine as long your dont feel your virility is disstressed. Does it, if I may ask, Sir?" "Nooo, in no way my virility could be affected, Hank!" Donald assures slightly alleviated. "And by the way, please just call me Donald."
As Donald leaves the doctor's office he is in a very good mood. He has three eggs in his ballsack and he just got the medical credential to it! He almost feels invincible and also a little cocky.
As he sees his old friend Bernie standing at the receptionist's he spontaneously offers a bet: "Hey Bernie, I bet 300 Bucks that if we count our balls right now, we all together have five eggs in our ballsacks!"
"I'm in, Sir!" Bernie responds and immediately shakes Donald's hand smiling at Ms. Clinton, the doctor's receptionist. "I always knew that Hillary had more balls than you!"
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