Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off.
Half an hour later he returns with a huge smile on his face and blood on his chin.
The other bat asks: "Did you get your fill?"
"Oh boy did i ever. Do you see that red roofed barn way over there?"
"Ahha"
"Well beyond that barn there is a huge herde of cows... an all you can eat bufette"
So the second bat gets excited and flies off.
45 minutes latter he returnes with a gloom expression and a face full of blood. "Do you see that big church tower over there?" He asks his friend.
"Yeah, I see it"
"Well I sure as hell didn't"
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