one has a humpback and the other has a gimpy leg. One day at school they get in trouble and have to stay for detention. It's getting pretty late so the kid with the humpback says "I'm gonna cut through the cemetery to get home quicker."
The kid with the gimpy leg was too scared so he went the long way. The kid with the humpback is walking through the cemetery and he comes up to the biggest headstone and a demon pops out.
"Whatchu got? Whatchu got? Whatchu got?"
"Uhhhh nothing. I got nothing." The kid says "all I got is this hump on my back."
"let me have it." Says the demon as he swoops the hump off his back.
The kid stands upright and is shocked that he no longer has a hump.
So the next day they're at school and he tells the gimpy leg kid about how the demon popped out and took his hump. So the kids decided to get I'm trouble again.
They get out of detention and they decided to go their separate ways. As the kid is walking up to the headstone the demon pops out.
"Whatchu got? Whatchu got?Whatchu got?"
"Uhhhh I don't have anything but this gimpy leg." The kid says.
"Well here, take this hump too."
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