Paraphrased a bit. I doubt Mr. Van Zandt would mind, and god knows who he heard it.
A cop is out walking the streets in a little town one night when he comes across a drunk man. The drunk is stumbling around the sidewalk back and forth like he's looking for something.
Cop asks
"What're you looking for buddy?"
The guy slurs
"My car, officer, they took my car!"
The cop decides to play along because it's been a slow night.
"Alright, bud, where'd you last see it?"
"Well, it was right here at the end of this key!"
The cop chuckles and says
"Why don't you go down to the station, get them to write up a report for you?"
The cop knows they'll just chuck him im the drunk tank but the drunk seems satisfied with the answer and shuffles off in the direction of the station.
The cop says
"Uhh... before you go, you better zip up your fly."
The drunk looks down, and says with a sob
"Dammit, they got my girl too!"
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