Two police officers and their dog are walking down the street. One of the officers turns to the other and asks,
"Hey partner, how many penises does Buster have?"
"Why, one of course" replies the other cop.
"I'm not so sure about that, let's just check" says the first policeman.
So they look down and sure enough they see only one penis.
"That's strange" says the first cop, "this guy at the bar said 'Here goes that dog again with two dicks'"
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