A man had a habit of munching on dry dog biscuits while watching TV and it drove his wife nuts.
She tried to discourage him but he saw nothing wrong with it.
One day the wife was at the doctor's and asked him if her husband's habit could be harmful.
The Doc told her it could kill him, explaining that pet food isn't held to the same standards as human food, there could be insects or rodent droppings in it, etc., etc.
She came home and told him but he said, "If it's good enough for Rover, it's good enough for me."
A few weeks later the doctor noticed the man's obituary. He called on the widow to offer his condolences and had to ask if it was the dog biscuits that killed him.
She said, "Not exactly but it probably contributed to it. You see, he was walking across the road and stopped to lick his balls and a lorry ran over him."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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