News reporter: So, Jim, you have just won the lottery. What is going through your mind right now?
Jim: Well, I'm very happy to have won the lottery. Again, that is. This is my second time winning. The first time, I only won a pound.
News reporter: I'm sorry, you won a pound? A pound of what, exactly?
Jim: I won a pound your ass!
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