There was a man named Dave, and he was going on a hunting trip with his buddies. Luckily he's at the campsite when all of a sudden he gets a bad case of the Hershey squirts. Dave runs to the nearest tree and let's it rip all over the tree. In fact he's there so long he falls asleep. His friends come back, having killed a deer and see Dave squatting against the tree with the huge pile of shit under him. They think it would be funny to gut the deer and leave the entrails under Dave. About an hour later they're at the campsite when Dave comes running back. He says, "You guys, you guys! I just shat out my guts!" His friends all act disgusted saying, "Oh gross Dave, are you ok?" He says, "I'm fine, I found a stick and managed to shove them all back in."
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