A trucker was driving an extremely heavy load of poached deer and elk antlers in Canada.

All was well, but when he came upon a large, steep hill, his truck just couldn't quite make it up with the immense weight of the antlers, and it started to roll backwards, smoke billowing out of the engine compartment.

He managed to stop the truck, and he went out to assess the damage.

"Fried the transmission." He grumbled, slamming the hood.

To his luck, the trucker noticed he was broken down just a stone's throw away from a repair shop, so he walked down to see if he could get help.

He walked in the door and and saw the clerk, and headed toward the desk.

"How are you today sir?" The clerk asked.

"Oh, just fine," the trucker replied, "But I guess you could say I'm horny enough to blow the tranny."

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