Two men go hunting.

A man from the Czech Republic and a man from Israel go hunting.

While driving up the mountain, the Czech man warns the Israeli man, "Vee neede to be carful, zer are many bear on zis mountin."
"Dont vorry my friend," replied the Israeli.

But sure enough, as soon as they park their car, they are confronted by two bears. And unfortunately, after a tough fight, the Czech is swallowed alive by one of the bears, and the Israeli man gets safely back to his car.

Soon after, the police arrive, and they ask the survivor which of the two bears, the male or female, ate the Czech man. "It is very important that you tell us correctly, we don't have much time to save him!"

The Israeli tells the policemen, "He iz in the man bear! I am van hundred percent certain, you can trust me."

After opening up the bear, the police determined he was wrong. One of the policemen called their supervisor and told him the issue.

The supervisor reponded,
"You fuckin idiots! Didn't anyone ever teach you, never trust a Jew when he says the Czech is in the male!!!"