There was a married couple that was in a terrible accident. The woman's face
was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his
skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and
relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough every
time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
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