They're arguing about whose horse can go longer without drinking water. One man says "ill bet you $20 that my horse can drink enough water to go two days without another drink." The other man says, "well i'll bet you $50 that my horse can drink enough water to go four days without another drink." Suddenly a man that had been sitting at the end of the bar speaks up, "i'll bet you both $100 that MY horse can drink enough water to go for SEVEN days without another drink!" The men take the bet.
At the watering trough, the first man lets his horse drink. "That should last him 2 days easily". So the second man lets his horse drink. After a few minutes the horse is done and the man says "well thats enough for 4 days worth!" So, finally, the third man take his horse to the trough and when the horse starts drinking the man picks up two flat rocks, walks behind the horse, and SMASHES the horses nuts between them. The horse sucks in a HUGE gulp of water and the man says "well fellas, thats definitely enough water for my horse to go 7 days without a drink, pay up!"
The men accept their defeat and pay their dues. One man, still in awe, says "doesnt that hurt?" And he replys "only if you get your fingers caught between the rocks!"
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