Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months. Dave continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.
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