A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.
The resort clerk saw the man at the pier fishing and asked, why are you fishing?
Shouldn?t you be making love to you?re new bride?
The fisherman said, Naw, she?s got gonorrhea, but that?s ok I like to fish.
The clerk said well you could turn her over and get some booty.
The fisherman said, Naw, she?s got diarrhea, but that?s ok I like to fish.
The clerk asked well couldn?t you at least get some head?
The fisherman said, Naw, she?s got pyorrhea, but that?s ok I like to fish.
The clerk now in disbelief says gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?
The fisherman said, She?s also got worms and you know I like to fish.
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