On their way home from a great ladies night out, two married women have the sudden urge to tinkle. There are no restaurants or shops nearby, so the women run into a nearby cemetery and pee behind some headstones. One of the women uses her panties to wipe while the other grabs a nearby flower wreath.
The next morning, the first husband says to the second husband, "I don't know about you but no more ladies' nights! My wife came home last night without any panties on!"
The second husband replies, "No panties... you think that is bad? My wife came home with a card stuck in her butt crack from the local fire department that said 'We'll really miss you!' ".
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