Truck Driver

One day, a Mayflower truck driver was driving down the road and
getting rather tired. With still 200 miles to go and the coffee
running out, he needed something to keep him awake. Seeing a
hitchhiker on the side of the road, he thought the conversation
would be a stimulant.


He picked up the hitchhiker, drove down the road for about 15
minutes when the hitchhiker pull out a gun and said "stop the
truck". The truck driver got out with the hitchhiker and was
then informed that they were going for a walk. They walked about
1 mile into the woods when the hitchhiker ordered the truck
driver to take off all of his clothes. Once undressed, the truck
driver was hog-tied and the hitchhiker grabbed his clothes, ran
back to the truck and took off.


The poor truck driver was laying there, buck naked and hog-tied,
when he began to slither back out to the highway. After 4 hours
of crawling through cactus and fire ants, scraped and sore, the
truck driver finally made it to the highway. It was getting dark
outside, but a Red Ball truck driver saw the Mayflower driver on
the side of the road and pulled his truck over.


He got out and inquired, "WHAT happened to you"? The Mayflower
truck driver said "I'm a truck driver too, and I picked up a
hitchhiker who stole my truck, took my clothes, hog-tied me in
the woods and I just managed to get back out here to the
highway. At this point, the Red Ball truck driver started to
pull down his pants and said "Today is just not your day, is it?"