You're in charge of the supplies

American, Englishman and a China man apply for a job at a construction site.

Foreman gives the American the job of carpentry, the English man the job of masonry and the China man gets the job of supplies.

A month later the foreman comes back to the site and finds the American sawing and sweating away at the wood with stacks of it all around him. The foreman says 'good job' and walks on and finds the Englishman laying blocks and cement and building walls all over the place. The foreman says 'good job' and goes looking for the China man but can't find him anywhere. Have you seen the China man? asked the foreman. No I haven't seen him in a month said the American. No I haven't seen him since after we got here said the Englishman. So they go about the site looking for him. They come to a big pile of boxes in the corner gathering dust and the foreman leans over to look inside one, when the whole pile bursts open and out jumps the China man and shouts 'Supplizzee!' throwing his hands out into the air.

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