One jumps up on the other's shoulders, knocks on the door, and jumps down as a priest comes to answer. He stares at them for a moment, then says, "Yes? Can I help you... gentlemen?"
The first leprechaun doffs his hat and bows. "Top o' the mornin' to ye, Father! If ye don't mind, we be needin' ta have a wee word with the leprechaun nun that abides at this fair and charming parish."
"I... I'm sorry; the *what*?"
"Aye, the lovely wee leprechaun nun that is cloistered here. May I speak to her please, if ye don't mind?"
"Uh... I'm sorry, my, um, my child, but there is no leprechaun nun in this particular house of God. Good day." And the priest goes to shut the door.
The first leprechaun, a worried look on his face, sticks his foot in the door. "Well then, Father, perhaps ye can guide us to the church in this town where there *is* a leprechaun nun--?"
The priest loses his his patience. "Look, I don't know where this is going, but there is no such thing as a leprechaun nun. God be with you." And he slams the door shut.
The first leprechaun stands there crestfallen. The second one grins and elbows the first in the ribs.
"Ye see? I *told* ye.
"*You* fucked a *penguin.*"
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