The first guy says "Ugh, another ham sandwich! If my wife packs this again I'm jumping off this building."
The next guy says "Dammit, more chicken noodle soup. If I get this again, I'm jumping off the building."
The last guy says "Darn, another hot dog. If I get this one more time I'm jumping off this building."
The next day the three men have the same lunches and jump off the building.
An hour later, people arrive. The first man's wife says "He should have told me he wanted something different!"
The second man's wife says "I didn't know he was getting tired of this food!"
The last man's wife says "I am very sad, but I am also confused."
"Why?" The other women reply.
"This guy makes his own lunch!"
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