his father went to look out for his final results. He went to the Italian teacher and asked "Miff, How if my fon doing in Italian?" and she replied: "You son can't write a single sentence without mistaking something, he can't even read properly!". Pissed off, he went to the maths teacher and asked: "Fir, how if my fon at mathf?" and the teacher replied: "I consider it a lucky day when your son can count to 10 while his classmates are already studying calculus!". Even more sad, his father went to the Arts teacher and asked: "Miff, how if my fon at painting?" and she, with a big smile, replied: "Your son, Mr, is a genius. One day he dew a butterfly on the blackboard and it looked so real that everybody went to catch it", to which his father replied: "Don't tell me Miff, one day he drew a puffy on the ftove!".
Sorry for my bad English, the original joke was meant to be said verbally, to better accentuate the burnt-tongue effect.
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