The seven wise men poem (nsfw)

7 wise men with knowledge so fine,
They created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
by using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor tall and thin,
with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it, blessed it and said it could pee.

Seventh was a sailor that dirty little runt,
sucked it, fucked it and called it a cunt.