"Did you know that a FOX news pundit was sued for sexual harassment because he was sitting on a vibrator and masturbating while taking on the phone to a subordinate?"
"Oh, Really?"
"No, O'Reilly. First name is Bill."
(I made this up myself. Google it. I dare you.)
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