Boring Brian my football nightmare

It always seems to be about Brian and not about the footy. I hated his boys club approach when with Channel nine and thought it may be the end of him when seven and fox won back the TV rites, alas no such luck. Who cares about some blokes hairdo we just want you to do what your paid to do and call the footy. It may also help if you actually learned the names of the players.

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