They are supposed to be tested who can capture a fugitive in the best way possible.
The first is the CIA. The organizers of the competition let a rabbit loose in a forest. The CIA enters and after 2 hours of complete silence they exit the forest with the rabbit in their hands.
Second enters the KGB. After an hour they find the rabbit but with some collateral damage such as a part of the forest burned and a few animal casualties.
Third enters the NYPD. 6 hours pass but they don't come back. Thinking that they are lost, the organizers of the event send a search party for them in the woods. After a search 3 minutes long, they find the members of the NYPD who had tied a bear to a tree and kept beating him with a baton while shouting: "Tell us where the rabbit is hiding, you motherfucker!"
Edit: It was late at night when i was writing this so i made some writing errors that made me cringe when I read it today. Thanks to /u/Flubberisgreen for pointing it out.
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