A little girls walks into a pet store and looks up at the owner with her big brown eyes.
"Mister," she said in a quite voice, "I would like a little bunny rabbit".
The owner looks down at her with a smile. "And what type of bunny rabbit would you like?" He responded, "A brown little bunny rabbit or a white little bunny rabbit or a black little bunny rabbit?"
"Mister," the little girl replied, "I don't think my python gives a shit."
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