The new lumberjack's cook

At a lumber camp deep in the woods of British Columbia, there are two rules:
1. The newest lumberjack in the camp cooks all the meals, until a newer lumberjack shows up and becomes the cook unless..
2. If a lumberjack complains about any of the cooking, then they become the new cook.

So a rookie shows up, and is pretty disappointed in these rules. He joined up to cut down trees and work outdoors, not slave away in the kitchens! So one day he goes out into the woods, and finds the biggest, stinkiest, squishiest moose turd he can find, bakes it into a pie crust, and serves it to the camp for dessert.

The biggest, oldest lumberjack there goes up for his desert first, cuts a tremendous piece of the pie, takes a huge bite, and roars "Ah, that there's Moose Turd Pie!" before quickly adding "and damn is it good!"


Credit to /u/thiswastillavailable in askreddit for finding me a joke that hasn't been plastered all over this subreddit.