One says to the other,
"I have figured out the secret to crossing roads without being run over!"
The other says,
"Wow really? Please tell me!"
"Okay, it's simple. When you see the headlights of a car, just position yourself exactly in between each lamp, and the car will pass straight over you! Try it now, there's a car coming!"
The second hedgehog tries the method. SPLAT. The hedgehog is flattened by the car.
"Huh." said the first hedgehog.
"I guess you don't see too many Robin Reliants these days."
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