Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you...

The Price of...

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were...

Bob the penguin...

The car was towed and taken to the mechanic. Bob was pissed off, and as it...

An Ugly man walks...

... the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the...

Four engineers in...

Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as...

A blonde dies her...

a bolnde woman died her hair red becouse she got so fed up of every man...

I wish i had 2 cars.

One delorean and some other car. I would usually drive with the latter, and...

The Monk and the...

A guy was driving down the road and his car stalled out in front of a...

A guy driving a...

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He...

Bob, Rob, and...

Bob, Rob, and Robert live on the six hundredth floor of an apartment...

I was waiting at...

Up next to me pulled a small car. It was full of Muslim terrorist types...