A golfer is pleased to have been invited to the fancy golf club. He happily showers after a terrific 18, steps out and – his clothes are gone! He has spares in his car, but, he realizes, he'll have to dash right past the dining room to get out there. All he can find is an old sports bag, and with a flash of inspiration, he puts it over his head and beats it out to to the lot.
A table of mostly mature women gets an eyeful! After some gasps and giggles, the eldest one says "Well, that certainly wasn't *my* husband!" Another assures it is *not* hers, either.
"Definitely not mine!
"Nor mine!" They turn to look at the youngest, a slender, attractive brunette in a snug dress. Looking shocked, she avers:
"Why, he isn't even a member of the club!"
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